A VIDEO

perks-of-being-chinese:

welcome to tumblr (part 2)

A TEXT POST

queerchesters:

arterialspurt:

queerchesters:

fun date idea: Go down on me while I shop online with ur credit card

I don’t think someone could focus on the internet while I was going down on them.

you over estimate your skill and underestimate the joy of shopping

A PHOTO
Reblogged from Teenagerposts
A PHOTO

sunhands20:

laughed so hard to this whyyy whyyyyyy

Reblogged from Teenagers can relate
A TEXT POST

I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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A TEXT POST

bodaciousdream:

cas-terborous:

catie-does-things:

gallifrey-feels:

morgrana:

I ACCIDENTALLY JUST SAID “THIS EPISODE” INSTEAD OF “TODAY”

you just broke your own fourth wall

one time i referred to my freshman year as “season one”

I said on commercial referring to the weekend

The other day I referred to my customers as characters

Reblogged from Perks of Being Funny
A TEXT POST

bodaciousdream:

cas-terborous:

catie-does-things:

gallifrey-feels:

morgrana:

I ACCIDENTALLY JUST SAID “THIS EPISODE” INSTEAD OF “TODAY”

you just broke your own fourth wall

one time i referred to my freshman year as “season one”

I said on commercial referring to the weekend

The other day I referred to my customers as characters

Reblogged from Damn Funny
A PHOTO

dolofang:

cantpray:

go get em kid

is this pokemon

A PHOTO

dolofang:

cantpray:

go get em kid

is this pokemon