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fasterfood:

"God damn it!" i yell as i stub my toe on a table. suddenly from the sky, i hear god reply "okay". the floor splits open, revealing a pit to hell. god pushes the table down into the pit, and then it seals up. he actually did it. god damned it.

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dxcade:

DO U EVEN LIFT MR WAYNE

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candyredterezii:

"stop saying ‘frick frack"
"stop using the ‘uwu’ and ‘XD’ face you look stupid"
"stop making flower crown edits they are so annoying"
"stop making color palettes jesus christ wtf" 

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parksandrecthings:

THE GREATEST LESLIE LINE

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condensedbloodmilk:

onlinegf:

why are 15 year olds so angry

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calciumwaves:

IT’S ALMOST MIDNIGHT AND THERE WAS A KNOCK AT MY DOOR SO I CAUTIOUSLY OPENED THE DOOR THEN TWO DRUNKEN GUYS SHOUTED “SURPRISE” THEN LOOKED AT ME FOR A MOMENT AND WENT “FUCK WE’RE AT THE WRONG HOUSE” AND RAN AWAY DOWN THE STREET OH MY GOD

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groovychainsaws:

American education

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noctstiel:

oh-mrwinchester-oh:

fasterfood:

oh, you wanted the demons exorcised…i thought you said exercised…we’ve been doing yoga for the last week…

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goD DAMNIT